When word came of Uncle Earl’s passing, it was the first news we’d had of him in many years. Rumor had it that there had been bad blood between Dad and his elder brother – somehow involving our Mother – ever since our parents married.
It was therefore doubly surprising that Earl left us his powder blue 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. The car was simply gorgeous! She had some mechanical problems which kept her from passing inspection. She also sucked gas like a banshee. It cost us money just move her around in the driveway so that our other cars could pass. Irrespective of her color, she came to be known as our ‘white elephant’.
It took me years to understand the connection. ‘White elephant’ seemed somewhat appropriate for a car that had white leather seats; that we would finally end up selling at a ‘white elephant sale’ for a pittance. It was only when I learned a little about
President Obama is like one of the maharajahs of old. He is trying to tempt us with universal health care while at the same time promising to clean up the planet of pollution and nuclear weapons (and don’t forget guns). It is the promise of utopia - consisting of a virtual herd of ‘white elephants’ - to which we all feel curiously attracted. It’s designed to keep us distracted and drive us to ruin.
Now you know who has been tagged a threat to the Obama administration.
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