You've Gotta Believe

If you believe Osama bin Laden is dead, you’ve also got to believe that our terrorism problem is now solved; that Obama handled the whole thing himself on the golf course on his Blackberry; that Obama is native born; that Bernanke is not trying to devalue the dollar; that Israel either is or is not our friend; that we either will or will not protect her should her neighbors attack; that Obama is not a Marxist; that we are in Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya to win; that 'global warming' is not a hoax; that Reid and Pelosi were fairly elected; that Sarah Palin is stupid; that Trump is just playing and not out for bear; that Obama is not trying to choke off our own energy supplies; that Iran is not a threat; that Bush was the worst president ever; that Bush personally brought down the World Trade Towers; that Obama is not trying to start a race war; that Obama is not beholden to George Soros; that both Bush and Obama were (are) interested in protecting our borders; that Bush hated black people and personally blew up the New Orleans levees; that Obama wrote his own books; that the pictures of bin Laden the White House is about to release were not photo shopped; that Obama’s birth certificate was not photo shopped; that Obama either wants or doesn’t want Kaddafi killed; that, just as there are several ways to spell Kaddafi’s name, there are several ways to spell Usama; (that one can positively determine the identity of a person/corpse via DNA overnight in a helicopter).

Note: If just one of these things turns out to be wrong, then we’ve got to go back and examine all the others all over - AGAIN.

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