As we try desperately to come to grips with the latest twists and turns of a world turned upside down there is now a clear pattern emerging. It might be well to keep certain things in mind as we struggle to adjust ourselves to what is now generally referred to as ‘the new world order’. First and foremost, it behooves us to fall in step with the music that now all but overwhelms us, even as the old familiar sounds are beginning to fade. We can no longer depend on traditional notions of what is right or wrong. Our immediate inclination is to throw up our hands and declare that there is now no longer a difference; that the line has been blurred irrevocably; that any notion of wrong has been banished from our consciousness and that everything is now alright. But this would be wrong.
A partial listing of the tyranny of the new right and wrong follows: Christianity – evil; Islam – good. Capitalism – evil; anything that does not involve profit – good. America – evil. Democracy – evil. Family – evil. Stability – evil; chaos – good. History – wrong. Tyranny – good. Slavery – good. Abundance – evil. Propaganda – good. Unions – good; free enterprise – evil. Bullying – good. Sex –good. Suicide bombing – good. Israel - evil. Genocide - good. Abortion –good. Constitution – evil. Oppression – good. Pornography – good. Piss Christ – good. Feminism – good. Self-immolation – good. Suicide – good. Food – depends. And the greatest good of all – the one who will further define all that is good and evil in this world and the next: Saddam Hussein Obama. Oops! I meant to say ‘Barack’.
Happy Purim, folks! Enjoy! This may be the last.
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